thank you science
go up to him and say this
you: hey arent there 20 letters in alphabet”
him: no there are 26
you: oh thats right i was missing R O M ? Y / N
him: that doesnt make any sense
you: oh haha yeah i forgot the P
and then piss on him
*forgets i don’t understand japanese while watching anime and switches tab*
A megalodon tooth stuck in a whale vertebrae.
this is the most badass fossil in existence
a gem I found at the farmers market once
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
Accidental Lawyer. New sitcom premiering tonight at 8/7 central. Only on TBS. TBS, very funny.